Akpos Latest Jokes

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Akpos Latest Jokes
2015: Funny Conversation Between
Father In Law & A Young
Father-In-Law :Young man, you coming to seek
my daughter’s hand in marriage and you are
chewing gum.
That’s a sign of disrespect!
Akpos: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or
smoke.
Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke
and you are here to seek my daughter’s hand in
marriage?
Akpos: Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to
the club.
Father-In-Law : U club too?
Akpos: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I
came out of prison.
Father-In-Law :- U’ve also been in prison
before? Oh my God!
Akpos: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed
somebody!,
Father-In-Law :- What!!! U’re a killer???
Akpos: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a
certain man that didn’t allow me marry his
daughter so I ran over him with a car.
Father-In-Law : Oh son, that won’t happen
here. You are highly welcome. U are on the right
track. U are absolutely the right man for my
daughter.
The man no wan die…hahaha
2015: Funny Conversation Between
Father In Law & A Young
Father-In-Law :Young man, you coming to seek
my daughter’s hand in marriage and you are
chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect!
Akpos: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or
smoke.
Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke
and you are here to seek my daughter’s hand in
marriage?
Akpos: Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to
the club.
Father-In-Law : U club too?
Akpos: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I
came out of prison.
Father-In-Law :- U’ve also been in prison
before? Oh my God!
Akpos: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed
somebody!,
Father-In-Law :- What!!! U’re a killer???
Akpos: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a
certain man that didn’t allow me marry his
daughter so I ran over him with a car.
Father-In-Law : Oh son, that won’t happen
here. You are highly welcome. U are on the right
track. U are absolutely the right man for my
daughter.
The man no wan die…hahaha

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